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Mud is thy bullpen’s name.

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Thoroughly disgruntled at how little it took to land Skubal, and how none of the other contenders with healthy farm systems could best that deal.

Hey Rays— enjoy being the little engine that could, because nobody remembers division titles.

Hey Brewers— You could’ve both greatly improved your chances for a first ever title and kept Skubal out of the hands of your chief adversary, but nooooo, can’t part with those precious prospects. Remember last season, when you swept LA in the regular season and got swept in the playoffs?

That was a real pants-down spanking, wasn’t it? Well, last night you let the Dodgers bend you over and pull your boxers down. The paddle’s coming in October.

Hey Tigers— That was the best offer out there?!? Reminds me of the Mookie Betts trade—Sox let him go for a guy with a porn star name (Alex Verdugo) and a couple of prizes they found at the bottom of a box of cereal. Scott Harris— Bad Giant!

Hey MLB owners: Instead of crying about how the Dodgers are ruining baseball, how about refusing to trade with them or making the asking price outrageously high?

Hey Giants: Oh, never mind….

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